by Too Short on album Born To Mack

These are the tales, the freaky tales The tales that I tell so well These are the tales, the freaky tales The tales that I tell so well I met this girl, her name was Joan She loved the way I ro

by Too Short on album Can't Stay Away

Beyotch Short Dog's in the house Once again with this pimp shit These are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so well For fifteen years, I've been a real player So if y

by Too $hort on album The Essential Too $hort

These are the tales the freaky tales... The tales that i tell so well... I met this girl her name was joan She loved the way i rocked the microphone When i met joan i took her home She was just like

by Too $hort on album The Mack of the Century... Too $hort's Greatest Hits

These are the tales the freaky tales... The tales that i tell so well... I met this girl her name was joan She loved the way i rocked the microphone When i met joan i took her home She was just like

by Too $hort on album The Mack of the Century... Too $hort's Greatest Hits

These are the tales the freaky tales... The tales that i tell so well... I met this girl her name was joan She loved the way i rocked the microphone When i met joan i took her home She was just like

by Too $hort on album The Essential

These are the tales the freaky tales... The tales that i tell so well... I met this girl her name was joan She loved the way i rocked the microphone When i met joan i took her home She was just like

by Too $hort on album Born to Mack

These are the tales the freaky tales... The tales that i tell so well... I met this girl her name was joan She loved the way i rocked the microphone When i met joan i took her home She was just like

by Too $hort on album In tha Beginning... There Was Rap (Tha Originals)

These are the tales the freaky tales... The tales that i tell so well... I met this girl her name was joan She loved the way i rocked the microphone When i met joan i took her home She was just like

by Too $hort on album Old School Rap, Volume 4

These are the tales the freaky tales... The tales that i tell so well... I met this girl her name was joan She loved the way i rocked the microphone When i met joan i took her home She was just like

by Too $hort on album The Hip Hop Box

These are the tales the freaky tales... The tales that i tell so well... I met this girl her name was joan She loved the way i rocked the microphone When i met joan i took her home She was just like

by Too $hort on album Inspiration Information

These are the tales the freaky tales... The tales that i tell so well... I met this girl her name was joan She loved the way i rocked the microphone When i met joan i took her home She was just like

by Too $hort on album Can't Stay Away

Beyotch! Short dog's in the house once again with this pimp shit Chorus: These are the tales the freaky tales These are the tales that i tell so well For fifteen years i've been a real player So if y

by Too Short on album Chase The Cat

These are the tales These are the tales that I tell so well (Tune in to the History Channel) These are the tales (Learn a lesson biatch) These are the tales that I tell so well (Short Do

by Insane Clown Posse on album Freaky Tales

Freaky tales, ICP, true stories, short version Real shit The Mighty Death pop Check it out WOOOO! I met this girl Her name was Joan She loved the way I rocked on the microphone When I met Jo

by Too Short on album Life Is...Too Short

I was told not long ago, "Too short, don't stop that rap" Now every time I grab the mic I rock you just like that 8 years ago when I started to rap I use to sell tapes everywhere It was me and my h

by Too Short on album Short Dog's In The House

You hear me talking you know I'm from the O.A.K I tell it like it is and that's the only way I'm the M the A the C the K, I write my rhymes everyday Now all you one rap rappers what are you doin'

by Too Short on album Cocktails

These are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so well If you don't like my dirty raps, you can go to hell 'Cuz Short Dog's on the mic telling 'Cocktails' H E A D All you washe

by Too Short on album Miscellaneous

Songwriters: Armstrong, Timothy Ross These are the tales, the freaky tales these are the tales, that i tell so well you dont like my dirty raps you can go to hell short doggs on the mic tellin cock

by Too $hort on album Chase the Cat

These are the tales These are the tales that I tell so well (Tune in to the History Channel) These are the tales (Learn a lesson biatch) These are the tales that I tell so well (Short Dog) I'm th

by Too Short on album Gettin' It (Album Number Ten)

Let's go ridin', sidin', whippin' and dippin' I know it's my car bitch, you ain't trippin' It's your favorite color, on a lovely day You let me reach right over and rub on your leg I'm sayin' al